An assortment of book covers by the writer Brian Francis.

Here you’ll find information about Brian’s books, his latest news, as well as his blog which features his investigative taste tests and the occasional craft.

This homepage provides Brian the opportunity to talk about himself in the third person, giving the impression he has a team of people working for him.

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Welcome to the website of Brian Francis, author and self-professed food writer.

Books

In 1992, Brian placed a personals ad in the newspaper. Years later, he replies to 13 letters he received.

Missed Connections

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When Toby’s absentee father enters her life, she gets more than she bargained for.

Break in Case of Emergency

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Fruit

Peter Paddington is 13, overweight, and his nipples talk to him. Adolescence is the worst.

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Food

Ketchup Potato Chips

What’s the best and worst brand?

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Canadian Chocolate Bars

What’s our country’s best chocolate bar?

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Baked Beans

Which beans are best?

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